I’ll bet I can find people losing their mind over Trump’s F-bomb that are just fine with Jasmine Crockett’s and people calling Jasmine Crockett’s F-bomb and saying “Hell yeah” to Trump’s. Be consistent.

When I was a teen, 70 year olds were trying to get you to buy their booze… not marching for ActBlue’s cause de jure

lol

Why not? I would.

Hey, you!! I’m very disappointed 😑

I LOL NY

Trump needs to make sure New York City doesn't attempt to acquire nuclear weapons.

How I imagine Deebs reading emails from subordinates Happy Birthday, buddy

New Yorkers after getting what they voted for…

We all think it’s crazy that Zohran Mamdani just won the NYC primary. In a year, they will probably be throwing his name into would-be presidential primary candidate polls. Trust me.

I’ve heard it said to atheists that “You’re willing to believe in the virgin birth of the universe but call others insane for believing in the virgin birth of Christ? One seems a far greater leap of faith than the other.” I think about that a lot lately.

I'm so fucking sick of 90% of American political discourse being about FOREIGN NATIONS AND PEOPLE. WHEN CAN WE TALK ABOUT US?

Dude.

Every damn day…👀

This is a staged video. That means they placed those puppies there roadside first. That means they taped those puppies. And even if they did not set the scene. They set up two cameras to film it, meaning they left the puppies roadside so they could get positions first. And they

Rich kids who become socialists don’t do it because they feel bad for folks who have less. They do it because they feel guilty for having more. Those are two totally different feelings. The latter is a way to make themselves feel better. It is, in a word, selfish.

The moment people who vote in socialism find out what socialism actually is—

Me walking back to the bar to thank the bartender for buying me an Uber home

My twins… by about 4 weeks.