Left wing means you want better living standards for everyone, right wing means you are pedophile

Online sports gambling is destroying a generation of young men.

It used to be like “don’t post a photo showing alcohol or a red solo cup because you won’t get a job” and now people just openly write that they’re fine with state sanctioned murder of a young mother under their whole full name while the Vice President does it too

Being 27 years old is older than being 32 years old

I find the idea that we're returning to orality from literacy compelling except for the fact that a lot of people can't talk either

Caleb F’in Williams

One of my favorite moments of the summer Olympics is when the swimming announcer mentions a swimmer’s struggle with asthma, the condition every competitive swimmer came down with when they made a rule allowing bronchodilators for people with asthma

the great thing about graham linehan is that only rarely do you get a vile person so ludicrously ugly that you can safely mock their appearance without risk of offending a single other person

the olympics are so funny bc every year the athletes find hilarious new niche ways to cheat and the anti cheating department has to be like No Dude You Can’t Do That Either. it’s like slow motion whack a mole. i consider it an integral part of the games.

if one can look at the fraying fabric around us, Epstein, ICE, Gaza, runaway consolidation of wealth, all protected by Palantir mass surveillance, and think the primary source of oppression is overly fussy environmental and labor regulations I simply don't know what to tell you

They call China’s🇨🇳 rise a “miracle,” as if it fell from the sky, but not one of these mainstream economists dares to open the accounting books and actually look at what’s going on. The moment you introduce the sectoral balances, the fiscal flows, and the basic monetary

Amazing that people just come on the internet and be like "my 12 year old son is way smarter and more principled than me"

JustFreshKicks The pot of greed nikes stay ON during sex

You do not, under any circumstances "gotta hand it to Oliver Cromwell"

My three brain cells anytime I have to do something

if there’s any “terrorism” that happens on us soil now, you will never be able to convince me nor millions of other americans that it wasn’t israel and america conducting it together to rally the masses to support an insanely unpopular war.

Bombing Iran in the middle of negotiations, while starving Cuba, while genociding Palestinians, while threatening to invade Greenland… the US and Israel are the single greatest threat to humanity and it’s not even close. We are all forced to live in the nightmare they create.

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