never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of watching movies and playing your favourite video games all day

What it feels like when that “0 FG IN X:XX MIN” graphic pops up for a team you bet on

Me trying to make South Florida hit a shot through my tv screen rn:

There are many reasons to resist AI (e.g. environmental harm, the power it gives to states/corporations, intellectual theft), but perhaps the biggest one for me is that, despite it all, I still believe that the human intellect is miraculous, irreplicable, & worth fighting for.

long lines at the airport? here come the donald trump gestapo to see if anyone needs to be murdered

claude confirm all my pre existing cognitive biases and amplify them by sycophantically agreeing with all my ideas. make no mistakes.

My company rolled out AI tools 11 months ago. Since then, every task I do takes longer. I am not allowed to say this out loud. Not because there is a policy. There is no policy. There is something worse than a policy. There is enthusiasm. There is a Slack channel called

There’s a reason Washington didn’t do this. Jackson didn’t do this. Lincoln didn’t do this. TR didn’t do this. FDR didn’t do this. Reagan didn’t do this. They were all *real* American patriots. This is something you see in banana republics, from Mickey Mouse wannabe despots.

American and Texan here: Americans mostly use guns to kill their whole families or random people in road rage related incidents. Lots of times we use them to kill children too. Our 2nd amendment is 50% a cyanide pill we chew on all day and 50% a vanity project for suburban morons

the Jalen Hurts shit is actually bigger than just his play style and football, it’s a clear reflection of racism and anti-blackness within sports media.

the worst part is there’s 0 good people who have ever attended the “university of michigan”

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI

In my mind every work week is a best of 5 and I’m just trying to win the series

really you gotta win 3 out of 4 cause friday a scheduled loss

At work, you must adopt the baseball mindset that 78 losses a year is still probably getting you into the playoffs

computa make it stop

People in the Epstein files generally avoid being seen together in public. Not Josh Harris and Howard Lutnick, apparently. #SellTheTeam

Tatum been blessed with demonic role players his entire career to the point where he can dig in his ass for an entire game and show up for 5 minutes and be seen as a “winner”

show me that card collection white boy