if my sleep schedule was a person

13 years of never say never by justin bieber

“WHERE IS JUSTIN BIEBER”

how dare you not get on that superbowl stage justin bieber

taylor swift i love u i have no idea what u just said but im sorry that happened or im so happy for you

"and next time don't mix tequila, rum, vodka, whiskey, wine and beers"

I’m at work does anyone feel bad for me

300mg caffeine no breakfast

you come to me, on the monday of a short week requesting real work to be done?

I’ve been thinking about it and the hottest age you can be is 27 or 28

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

I use to whoop liquor ass … that shit got hands now 😔

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school

we reached the point where High School Musical is as old as Grease was when our parents would talk about it to us