M6 J43 traffic cleared now. Thankfully our twin 1 year olds stayed asleep for the most part in the back 😅

Rail strikes have been *cancelled* yet we still can’t book train tickets on the days they were supposed to be striking What a wonderful time

Finally have my electric kit set up in the new house. My drumming overlords are Gordon Ramsay and Bryan Johnson Brian Quinn and booyah with that awesome TESD patreon merch

Can’t believe the state of this country with the recent shootings in Liverpool. A combo of pathetic sentencing being a lack of deterrent, lack of Police funding from the wonderful Tory wankers, and a plethora of people who think punishments won’t work because of ‘human rights’

Lost connection to host two fucking times in one game, both times the three of us had good loot, a lot of money, good weapons, kill streaks etc. Sort your fucking game out Activision

Things you can’t do when you’ve been executed: Repeat noncery

Pedro Pascal really is just brilliant isn’t he

I keep seeing all these helpful adverts with “Money saving tips” during the cost of living crisis, however I think the best money saving tip is this: STOP VOTING FOR THE FUCKING TORIES

That’s a definite case of the Mandela effect, I was convinced Paul O’Grady died years ago. RIP

Do you know who else is brilliant? Bill Hader. Bill Hader is just magnificent

Highways Agency/National Highways are absolute fucking jokes. Rush Hour traffic on a Friday past Birmingham on the M6, and they close TWO of FOUR lanes for a few miles for an ‘accident’ … no cones on the road, no Police, no debris, no sign of the accident at all. Useless

If you were on Aer Lingus flight EI715 from Heathrow to Cork, you photobombed the Red Arrows 😂🤘

My hotel has a Sal Vulcano view

PSN engineers RN

Attack of the Ladybugs

Dear Facebook, I don’t give a fuck if somebody I don’t know posted in a group I liked 4 years ago. Kindly fuck off with this nonsense.

I miss the days where my Facebook timeline was filled with posts and pictures from actual friends of mine - as opposed to being pummelled by adverts and women bragging about how many sausages they’ve had up their chuff in a 24hr period

At it again Vodafone. Your standards are slipping dramatically. 2 bars of 4G should not equal 3Mbps