The original video (📹: NFL) of Hurts walking past the TV screens on SB Opening Night.

Look at me! I'm the prime minister of lreland! #TheSimpsons

This is the busiest drinking day of the year. Where are the designated drivers?

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FULL-TIME | Three points 🙌 🩵 2-0 🦊 #ManCity | OKX

"You, food bag, do you have a son?" "Yes, sir, I do." "And is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?" "Oh, all the time. Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse?"

Dear Manchester. 💙

Peter Drury's commentary on Kevin De Bruyne is something I could listen to forever

What. A. Player. 👑

"How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees... and build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs?" "Huh? D'oh! Stupid poetic justice!" "Actually, we were just planning the father-son river-rafting trip." "Heh-heh! You don't have a son."

"God, he eats like a pig." "I don't know. Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck."

God Bless You - Seinfeld youtu.be/xe7Vjjkbimo?si… via YouTube Danny Heifetz Craig Horlbeck

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! 🩵 2-1 🦁 #ManCity

No words needed.

Pep's reaction 🤩

Here's some new radness for your ears, your eyeballs, and your brains.

👑 Kevin De Bruyne 👑

"Ahoy. Have you seen this man?" "Arr! That's Handsome Pete. He dances for nickels. Pete, ye got some customers!"

Stay humble 😘

Time taken to get picked: New Pope: 2 days Shedeur Sanders: 3 days