Hamburger Helper for us. A gold ballroom for Trump.

Cashier asked how I was, I said “Good, and you?” and he said “How about you try ‘blessed beyond measure’ next time?”

Gender roles literally KILL. Gender roles are why teachers and nurses are underpaid and overworked, even flight attendants! Gender roles are why working class men are killing themselves during a class war. Gender roles are why women aren't even seen as sexual human beings!

The ocean is what we think space is

Men want babies like 4 year olds really really really want a puppy

Ratatouille (2007) is about a rat controlling a chef by pulling his hair at a gourmet restaurant. Sounds silly as hell. Then Pixar makes it one of the most charming, heartfelt movies ever. Only they could pull that off.

they're both right, this is an excellent economy to be 63 in and a terrible economy to be 23 in

Idk who needs to hear this, but your life is almost certainly better than a 1940s coal miner.

There’s no gene that makes women good at housekeeping; men are just socialized in a way that doesn’t penalize domestic incompetence. This is the product of “the mind of a man” only insofar as it’s the product of male socialization.

went to pull out my ID at the bar and they said I didn’t need to

“this is what they took from you” & it’s your grandpa that died in the mines or died young from cancer, developed from working the mines. What a dream! The American dream!!

In hindsight, the anti-vax movement will be seen as one of the most destructive and nonsensical mass fads of a destructive and nonsensical era.

Republicans are outraged over the 36 dollars but not the 700. Now tariffs will cost us thousands more per family. Only buy what you need.

He not only CAN use emergency reserve funds for SNAP, he is LEGALLY REQUIRED TO DO SO according to the USDA’s own regulations. And the worst part is, you already know this but are still lying about it.

“What did people do before SNAP?” They died. Healthcare, vaccines, disability support, education & food assistance are vital to our survival. They’re why the average lifespan isn’t 35 anymore The mark of a good & decent society is whether it sees the value in helping others

Donald Trump posted an AI video where he dropped poop on me from a fighter jet.

Believe it or not, I actually WANT my taxes to fund SNAP & Medicaid, not golf trips for millionaires & military tanks for war

Sixteen million of them are children and 17 million of them are adults who already work full-time.