when he pours me another shot thinking i’m abt to get freaky but i’m actually abt to start singing itty bitty piggy bar 4 bar

me at 3am wondering what the fuck im doing with my life

when hoodie season starts don’t ask me if i’m wearing anything under because this is what imma do

two incomes is better than one. make sure ur mans got two jobs, stay up queens!

My parents didn’t listen to me as a child so now I overshare on Twitter

Men be like “you’ve been different ever since I disrespected you”

and ????

october must got somewhere to be cause ain’t no fuckin way it’s almost over😭

I know I’m funny but sometimes I’m like damn I might be going to hell

When them lil bitches start sellin cookies again?

therapy is so funny, like hi i’m here for my crying appointment

why the end of twitter feel like i’m leaving the bad girls club

boo’d up ppl are so sick u ask them if they’re free and the reply’s like “i’m currently in the arms of my lover so cannot take calls” just say no