I. Have. No. Fucking. Clue. What. I’m. Doing. Yay. Life. Jump. Splits.

dancing is really hard, but i wouldn’t love it as much if it was easy.

I can just see Kanye flipping thru a CAPEZIO magazine from 1995 being like “oh shit, these are ugly. let’s mass produce them & see if we can brainwash society into thinking they’re hype.” 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ x.com/tatiannamonae/…

It’s been a minute but I’m back to say that this one shoe trend has got to end! #twoshoesornoshoes

For the record, I’m also done with the no lipstick trend. 🙃 💄

Just turned up to nationals and the airline lost one kid’s costume roller. Give me strength. #studioownerproblems #danceteachercrisis

my dance teacher coming into my room at night saying “one more time” to haunt me in my nightmares

🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 x.com/amandacleghorn…

When dancers, parents, AND (*sigh*) instructors type that someone got their “Ariel”. Oh really? That’s what they got? #Aerial

Is your solo even contemporary if you’re not dancing to static/white noise/instrumental? 😂🤷🏻‍♂️ #DanceTchrProbs

#studioownerprobs #dancetchrprobs #allmylifeprobs x.com/tbhadulting/st…

2018 Dance Comp Bingo board attempt #1🎉 Thank you for all the suggestions and feel free to play along with me!

When the doctor asks if you’ve “experienced any stress recently”, and you just start laughing like an insane person.

2 days and 500 (mostly advanced) solos down and 2 group days to go! #dancejudgeprobs

Just found out an ex-dance mom who moved her kids but still owes us A LOT of money is on vacation in the Maldives. 🤔 #studioownerprobs