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"I smell whiskey."

"Yes."

"Now why would I do that when you are clearly hiding something from me?"

"Failure to share shows extremely poor character, Watson. Besides, you wouldn't want people to think that you're a drunkard now, would you? Give it to me."

"Well yes, your love life is rather disastrous at present but that is no reason to turn to drink. Best hand it over now. You can talk about your problems instead of drowning them."

"If you can find your way over here in your drunken state to silence me, then I shall."

"Come and claim your prize, Watson."

"As much as I'd enjoy being elsewhere, Watson, I have an experiment to do right here. If you want me to leave, then make me."

"No. I'm here for your own good. You do terrible things when you're under the influence and we don't have money to pay to get you out."

"Exactly. How terribly boring. You should be doing something more interesting or not bother at all. Honestly Watson! It's as though you're not even trying."

[Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson] She was frustrated. Dr. Watson had said that she would be getting (cont) tl.gd/n_1sqr9bt

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There is no need to include Watson in your statement. He has no feelings to be harmed. x.com/BADeMorte/stat…

- Sherlock Holmes - (Irene Adler) Read: tl.gd/n_1sqdptj

*runs free*

- Dr. John Watson- Irene Adler - Read: tl.gd/n_1sqh2a0

"Further evidence of my brilliance? Naturally I was already aware of how utterly incredible I am but it is nice to have a reminder for others."