A video you never thought you needed til now. Aristocats v Lizzo. 🙌🏻

The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence

Let ‘em talk

Thank you lex for putting me on to Noah Kahan

Okay so when are we going to receive financial compensation for having to spend two years of elementary school in OKHIS

I can’t believe I get to meet Greyson Chance in ten hours I’m so stoked 🤭

My 4yo pretended she was a hired cleaner yesterday as. As she helped me clean she asked if I had any kids. After telling her about my 2 I asked if she had any of her own. Turns out she has 5 kids and has been married to a man named Carlin for 30 years. You think you know someone.

The biggest change of viewpoint I ever went through in psych training was when I said “but what if they’re doing it for attention” and my supervisor was like “what’s wrong with needing attention?” and I realised I didn’t have an answer.

this behaviah is unasseptaboo

Well then what the hell did Jolene look like????

Ok I’ve spent half of my life here #MyXAnniversary

Coworker: May the Fourth be with you Me: "And also with you" Lift up your hearts "We lift them up to the Force"