pulling up to Trader Joe’s blasting I like big butts. very on brand for me.

Speaking of super bowls:

anyone else glad they held on to their victoria secret pink sweatpants that used to be cool to tuck into ugg boots?

it’s why have I eaten half a can of bean dip myself o clock

need to take a personal day for this Ben affleck j lo news

nothing wakes my boyfriend up from a deep sleep like lisa rinna cackling on #rhobh. every.single.time.

really gotta get my hands on Tom Brady’s skincare regimen.

not me watching the #MetGala while I pour cholula on my Chile lime chicharrones

30👏🏽%👏🏽 off 👏🏽 is 👏🏽not👏🏽a👏🏽black👏🏽friday👏🏽deal

when you buy a 60 dollar bottle of wine, are sitting in the establishment, google it and find out it’s only 25 dollars at target <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 😭

sitting right next to my boyfriend in our house and sending him a friend request on nextdoor

me crying the whole jlo documentary out of sheer inspiration. Marc:

marc is working under the car and needs help. he needs me to carefully bring him a washer set. he tells me “bring that over here really carefully. Just like when you carry a little cheese and cracker” 🥴🥴

And they’re off! JEA, we’re on the way! 🙌💪 #SanAntonio, please keep our crews in your prayers as they head out to #Florida. Be safe, team! #HurricaneIan 🤝: City of San Antonio & Ron Nirenberg & Public Power

me watching Sunday football: “Omg is that prince Harry!?” Marc: “that’s Carson wentz”

not me logging vodka sodas into my calorie counter

god bless marc i have not shut up about taylor swift and Travis kelce PLUS I have not shut up about what song usher will sing first at the Super Bowl

not me ordering a shaken espresso from the sauna

who do I need to talk to about getting rid of the barrel jean trend?