DC the second we reach 80°

Missed opportunity here. “Photobama” was right there…

40 goals for Ovechkin at 39 years old in a season where he literally broke his leg lmao

imagine being able to say “yeah I scored my first nhl goal in the same game that ovechkin tied gretzky for the all-time goals record” like that’s INSANE, hell yeah kid

that’s what most people in DC do yeah

Me: Also me:

The DC Metro is just so beautiful dude

gather around say a prayer 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 a caps win 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

sucks to lose but this was a really fun season. a retooling team that was way ahead of schedule that took all of us by surprise. the young guns took big steps, there’s more on the way, and we got to see the greatest player in franchise history break the record. future is bright

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Woke up yesterday and decided to start posting on LinkedIn. I’m either becoming the corporate adult I never wanted to be or am simply… bored? Watch this space.

It’s indoor weather right now, and I can’t believe I’m out in the world commuting to work… but gotta give a shoutout to Metro Forward Randy Clarke for absolutely BLASTING the AC on the metro today 🙌🏻 Such a relief after even the shortest walk outside has me melting.

Hell yeah I'm not "woke". I'll be DEADNAMING the DC buses

The Life of a Showgirl vs The Tortured Poets Department 😂😂

National Guard watching a kickball game by the Smithsonian Castle (they have nothing to do)

need to become a tour guide i’ve just realized it’s the only job i can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me

being a picky eater is not for the weak like first u have to deal with not liking any food and then u got ppl on ur ass telling you to grow up and eat tomatoes.

A fully-funded National Park Service might also do its job of picking up trash in this federal park.

Working in events and conventions:

This is the best trailer of all-time for anything. SPECTACULAR. You might even get emotional watching this 🥹 #Survivor