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Staniel

@dan_ba11

Give up on your dreams Susan.

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calendar_today28-12-2012 14:24:21

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"Everybody who died only died because they were weak. I am strong and they were weak and they are losers because they are dead and I'm not dead because I am a winner. Everybody who is alive: winners. They weren't real Americans because they lost. We don't have losers in America."

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Outlook's response to my complaint about the junk folder swallowing important email chains went straight to my junk inbox. 😐😑😐😑😐

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The year is 2062; your job is now done by a robot. You've just pulled out of a Kentucky Fried Quorn Hoverthrough in your govt issue self-driving pod; a song from 71yo Ed Sheeran's new neo acid synthfolk album: √π is on the radio; And you're still unsure how to use a semicolon;

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They're like a row of sharks teeth; one falls out but another, just as pointy, slots in to take its place. Just because the replacement ones aren't as visibly twisted, or sticking out at a funny angle, doesn't mean they're any less dangerous. This might be an L disguised as a W.

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#BREAKING: Since signing the suspension settlement with the NFL, Browns QB Deshaun Watson has also put pen to paper on a new deal that sees him switch cleat suppliers from Nike to Adidas. The deal means he'll be sporting beauties like these throughout the 6 year contract:

#BREAKING:

Since signing the suspension settlement with the NFL, Browns QB Deshaun Watson has also put pen to paper on a new deal that sees him switch cleat suppliers from Nike to Adidas. The deal means he'll be sporting beauties like these throughout the 6 year contract:
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