Zohran Mamdani what is your plan to ban Klay Thompson from NYC???

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

I need to stop following my passions and just work for the MTA

wha happen when i’m gonna taking the playstation

My colleague telling me about her vacay and how she will taste Coke again, "You should try it, I miss the feeling" I, as an immigrant black man:

White people can identify 500 breeds of dogs but will mix up two black coworkers

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

Looking for the J train at Fulton

It can never be unseen

NYC is so exhausting sometimes. You can have the longest week and be so frustrated and then get on the train in the middle of the night, look over, and the dude next to you is wearing a leather beanie. Why?

New york getting a new area code... they should give all of them to the transplants

"listen to your body" my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

I have a very non-woke opinion about that cruise ship with the virus.

how it feels medicating ur adhd when u also have autism

fuck you Pepsi we ain’t forget… team coke forever RIP KING OF POP

Meal prepping is the wildest thing you could suggest to someone with ADHD because as soon as I'm done making a week's worth of lasagna, I guarantee you the last thing I wanna eat is a single spoonful of motherfuckin lasagna.

see, i was in the trenches

don't do an everything shower on an empty stomach if you're anaemic

Anupa Thathsara this shit took me forever