Two things that are giving me joy this Wednesday-

🔆Mullet Update
(DIY hair on tour)

🔆New SUNDERLAND signing
(Waterstones 25th of May)

And… as always… the link for the linky.

waterstones.com/events/meet-ja…

Waterstones Sunderland 💋 🙏

Have really had to bite my tongue today, not something I’m used to 🤷‍♂️

Just for the record, as it’s been stated many times. The guys are there to do a job and have media/press commitments as well as TWO shows on matinee day. Apart from being rude, if you want to see people at a stage door, DONT BOOK A MATINEE SHOW.

Still looking for those Amazon reviews for Blood Flowers 👀👀. Sold shedloads on there and still only a trickle. Reviews help the algorithm (good or bad 😀). Lees get to it 💪🏻🙏😄

And just to add…as he left the front door I talked him through the train he needed to Bromley which was a 30 minute journey and about 7 miles away😂😂 Only you Jay McGuiness ❤️

Talking all things #Bloodflowers Jay McGuiness on with Jeremy Vine On 5 live this Friday morning

😂😂😂😂 Well, you know, no point beating around the bush 😂 Love you too Jay McGuiness ❤️

PS - Just had word there are only 5 tickets left for the Liverpool signing so ‘what you waiting for’ 😄

Because they’re (slightly) harder to lose 😬

STOP PRESS!!!!!!

So excited to finally be announcing that myself and the girls are HEADLINING BRIGHTON PRIDE this year. I’ve been dying to let you and all my fiends know about this one. Can’t wait to see you there on Saturday 3rd of august 💕🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍⚧️ x Girls Aloud

Thanks for your patience! Tickets for this are VERY limited due to strict timings. The boy has a play to do in the afternoon so hurry and get yours secured 🩸🌹

Brighton!! We absolutely cannot wait to celebrate Brighton & Hove Pride with you this year 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

We’ll be headlining on Saturday 3rd August…hope you're all ready to party 💖💞
brighton-pride.org

Good lord! You know more than me 😂

White powder delivered to Don Jr’s house, just a regular Monday night then

Yes!
Another week of quizzing with the gorgeous Richard Osman.

Is it too early to put my name int’ hat to play again?

So lovely to see Nihal Arthanayake after many years & I must say both Lucy Porter & Jan Ravens were charming as fck. ♥️

Wish us luck! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿(Tonight 6pm BBC2)

With works of fiction being all the rage, here’s a particularly good one #bloodflowers Jay McGuiness 😀 linktr.ee/blood_flowers?…

Would be awesome if once you’ve read #bloodflowers you could take a moment to leave a little review on Amazon, Waterstones and Goodreads 👍😀 (unless you didn’t like it, then you can pipe down 🤣)

Got a #bloodflowers press junket in full swing with Jay McGuiness 10 BBC regionals in 90 minutes linktr.ee/blood_flowers?…

Yes I wonder what's most important. The fact that one of the US presidential candidates is a bit doddery, or the fact that the other one is a deranged fucking lunatic. It's so hard to tell.

It really is the BEST