Here's Howard Lutnick saying the insurance agreed to double the payout for his victims of the 2001 attack. In the end, the bulk of the $135 million settlement was split up between himself and the other senior executives of Cantor Fitzgerald. He was the largest benefactor.

when the whole team is on claude code

Told my girlfriend I want 3 kids so I have a legacy she asked me to name my great grandparents

“What stocks should I buy right now” Bro you need to be planting cabbage

This whole scenario had me cracking up. "Byw... Checkmate, sistuh!" lol

Val Kilmer’s rapid-fire reload during the bank heist in Heat (1995) was so technically perfect that the footage was later used by Special Forces instructors as a training example for "proper magazine changes under fire."

AI is gonna take your job and your girl.

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110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life: "i never once used Microsoft Teams"

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Me reviewing Claude Code output before pushing directly to prod:

Morgan J. Freeman Grok

Me to Claude: "Make no errors. DO NOT HALLUCINATE. YOU ARE AN EXPERT SOFTWARE ENGINEER "

POV: you accidentally say "Hello" to the new Claude Opus 4.7 and it eats 15% of your session limit.

CFOs realizing that their AI token budget is going to be higher than the salaries of the people they laid off

WTF has Apple done to the keyboard? I haven’t backspaced and retyped so much in my life!!!!

Marketing director submitted a ticket saying her MacBook Pro was "running too hot" and she needed the newest model. I checked the asset lifecycle. It has two years left. I told her no. An hour later, a new ticket: "Accidental coffee spill. Device destroyed." She brought it to

Deloitte just cut parental leave from 16 weeks to 8 weeks. The firm grew revenue 8% to $35.7 billion last year and runs a $2 billion advisory practice telling Fortune 500 CHROs how to restructure back-office labor. The cuts go further. A $50,000 IVF and adoption reimbursement

Adopting Claude speak in my regular life, episode 1: Partner: Did you do the dishes tonight? Me: Yes they're done. Partner: Why are they still dirty? Me: You're right to push back. I didn't actually do them.