Why do people always assume I keep Sombra in line?? If anything, she's like 90% of my impulse control.

Honestly, if you're going to harass someone who just got the game bc they aren't good yet, ya need ta get ur priorities straight.

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I gave Jesse a new hat for Christmas, and he keeps trying to give it back because it "doesn't fit with his aesthetic"

Me: I should stop eating leftovers. It's gonna take weeks to work this off. Also me: Food tho. Just do it. Who cares.

It's not a real relationship until you know who the stand and stand user are.

Thankfully, nobody's realized that my uniform is actually my Darth Vader cosplay from back in the day.

((Tbh this was Zylbrad during Shenpai stream just now.

*Marina and the Diamonds voice* Primadonna Girl

((What the fuck? Why is there a pic of this ice cream in my camera roll? I didn't download it or take it?? It's just here??!!??!?!

Sorry but

DID YOU KNOW LUCIOS MUSIC IS NOT ALL THAT HEALS YOU. HALF OF IT IS FROM STANDING NEXT TO SUCH A SWEET AND KIND YOUNG MAN

What do you mean this isn't me and reinhardt wilhelm ?

((*In a serious comp match w/ some friends* *All we do is sing We Are Number One as we escort the payload & win* We're professionals.

finland single handedly saved 2017 by doing the new years countdown with darude sandstorm

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Jesse: Why do you like shoes so much? Me: I feast on the soles of the living, what did you expect?

Sombra is Dio from JJBA confirmed.