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I can suspend my belief for a lot when it comes to movies but asking me to believe Hutch keeps missing the trash in ‘Nobody’ is a bridge too far

Marvin Harrison Jr makes one catch and he’s now nfl comeback player of the year

This one means more. Beat LSU. #BKKAK

There’s an epidemic of people that are stupid and confident. Maybe the most lethal combo of all time

If you say “literally” to make a point then you most likely literally have no idea what you’re talking about

I fully expected to read “and there’s a drive into deep left field”

Still waiting for Bill to do something as funny as Tim Curry's Pennywise

Bengals are going to make the playoffs now that burrow is back

Top 3 acting performances in television history

Matt McCusker Me realizing everyone at the table can smell my fart

My king, now and forever

🗣️chicken cutlets for chicken parm should be thin🗣️

I’m not really a jersey guy but where do I get this fucking jersey

Irish Zionism

Get a neck tattoo so ppl will take you seriously

When they taped the bird’s head back on and gave it to the blind kid

I-right wiggle 34 switchblade. For the state championship. I love all y’all baby, I love all y’all.