hyping myself up for a hinge date with some ethel cain

selena gomez this hayley bieber that why have we all moved on so fast from talking about my cute haircut??

your 20s are all about getting stoned with your friends and texting “sorry if I was weird!!!” the second they leave

any friends interested?

telling my coworkers to “tear it up in there” when I run into them on the way to the bathroom

can anyone spot me

whatever bon iver is mumbling is none of my business tbh

one important insight i’ve gained from being a swiftie is how easily i’d fall victim to joining a cult

what’s protocol for having a crush on your gynecologist

one nation, on god no cap

the hunger games but it’s set in the love island villa

one of the more wholesome discoveries from barbenheimer is that all my girlies bring little sweaters to the movies because we all get cold in the theater 🥺

the bravest thing a person can do is have a canker sore

oops just remembered I hate my nose!!

phone autocorrected “hitler” to “girlie” :/

Sometimes U just gotta throw up and move on

new year new me

I’m a triple threat (listening to TTPD, watching one day, reading my year of rest and relaxation)