This is my new account; my old 1 is like my testicles - long gone. Please retweet to let folx know I’m back! Retweeters will get a follow, a free rodent bikini wax & either hand relief or a finger blasting. #ChairPoverty #TransAnimals #LGBTQ #TransWomenAreWomen #TransIsBeautiful

#Police #LawAndOrder "Welcome to the MET academy, just a few questions. Have you been indoctrinated in a Uni? Can you arrest a 4 year old? Can you kneel? Do you like rainbow cars? Are words violence? Do you like arresting people for non crime hate crimes? Yes? You're in!"

#2024NewYear

Rod Bishop

#itv #baggiesvwolves #FACup It's obvious this West Brom V Wolves trouble is all ITV's fault. The baggies fans are so upset that there isn't a single woman in the commentary team. How very dare they have concise, insightful, numerically accurate commentary!

#easter2024 #Easter #EasterBunny

Humza Yousaf speech already transcribed. Bla bla bla, diversity. Bla bla.bla socialism, bla bla bla little children. Bla bla bla, you're all racist for disagreeing with me! Bla bla bla, I'm right, you're all wrong. Bla bla bla here's my dummy. Bla bla bla, etc etc.

#Eurovision2024 #Israel Let's compare music events, shall we, then question why one should be boycotted and the other ignored.

England under Southgate, today's match highlights.

Another 90 minutes of footballing terrorism under Southgate

After playing Harry Kane for 60 minutes. What the fuck did Southgate expect would happen?!?!?

Yesterday Parliament voted 348 to 228 to end winter fuel payments to pensioners. They were all The Labour Party MPs. Here is a video of every MP who voted for the measure. They deserve to be famous.

#sausages

#sausages

#QueerStarmer #sausages Coming soon.... (Both meanings)

#pickford Watching Pickford play for England be like...

Jaguar. What. Have. You. Done. It's not intolerant, it's not the word salad used to dismiss criticism. It's the difference between something people want and aim for V made up virtue signalling and DEI forced where it shouldn't be. #Jaguar #budlight #WokeMindVirus

#ClubWorldCup #halftimeshow #ChelseaFC #PSG "And the backing dancers this year have been dressed by Lidl."

Random guy on the street drops a series of truth bombs about the climate agenda in just one minute. 🔥

With all the complete rubbish, lies and gaslighting our PM tries trying to push onto us all, I need to go to the pub tonight... #britishpolitics UK Prime Minister The Labour Party BBC News (UK)