So the Jaguar garage are telling me my 3 months old brake discs have corroded and would usually be replaced under warranty... But they won’t do it “just in case” their warranty department won’t pay out for them. #Unbelievable #donteverbuyajaguar

I used to love watching #readysteadycook as a kid... I’ve just realised it back on TV, however, where’s Ainsley Harriott?

I have a holiday to Corfu booked for 75 days time. This Coronavirus wants to do one so it doesn’t get cancelled.

A VERY important message

Global pandemic and easyJet are still spamming my inbox with £29.99 sunny breaks.

Okay, I’m really starting to miss the ice now.

I wondered why the house was hot yesterday. I put the heating on at lunch time and forgot to turn it off until now. 🤦‍♂️

I really should start replying to people’s texts.

Don’t think I’ve ever spent this much time off the ice 😕

I’m absolutely gobsmacked @amylouisewitte claims she has never heard “The House of the Rising Sun”.

This time last year I was in Tenerife & this time two years ago I was in Zante. And I was meant to be in Corfu right now 😢

It is with deep sorrow that Her Majesty The Queen has announced the death of her beloved husband, His Royal Highness The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. His Royal Highness passed away peacefully this morning at Windsor Castle.

Just found this in the loft Stephen Mulhern #wow

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon. The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

Oliver “lovin” his new @RMHC halloween toys. McDonald's UK McDonald's

WE ARE NEWCASTLE UNITED. WE ARE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE! 🙌🙌

4 years ago, I wore the Newcastle jersey for the first time. At that moment, I hadn’t realized that not only was I about to become a Newcastle player, but I was also about to become a Geordie. You might think « nice Goodbye message » but the sentiment runs deeper than any words

Only 6 hours left of being in my 20s… Really not looking forward to turning 30 🥴

Heard an advert for #LastOneLaughingUk and instantly thought Jack Dee would be a contestant. #bringbackshootingstars