i love when someone softens their voice when they talk to me specifically

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I've been laughing about the way this Ebay seller points out imperfections for like 20 minutes

I wasn't too worried about hantavirus until this morning when I heard the director general of the WHO say "our best immunity is solidarity" That's the one thing we don't have my guy

Black people think the freezer makes food immortal

IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING: fever, fatigue, muscle aches, dizziness, chills, vomiting, headaches, bleeding eyes, bleeding lungs etc. THEN IT IS YOUR DUTY TO GET ON A PLANE RIGHT NOW!!! GO TO AN AIRPORT AND START LICKING PEOPLE’S MOUTHS!!! THEIR SALIVA IS YOUR SALIVA!!!

just heard someone describe bratting as a rage baiting kink

undiagnosing myself. there is nothing wrong with me i am #normal

My Main Goal Is To Blow Up - Riff Raff (2014)

Ahhh everyone’s so good at art wtf lmao

Only 12?! Lmao Mino the Insufferable Leo I wanna send this to Zach but I’m afraid he’ll make us all watch it again next time we hang out 😂

I watched Peter Pan every DAY just to look at him lmaoo it was very serious for me. Jeremy, Ryan Merriman, and Oliver James were my top actor crushes when I was 13

Can't wait to get really old and drive my car into the side of a Dairy Queen

Trying to explain this to someone who didn’t live through 2011 is hard lol

I'm high I made this hand burger helper with no milk this shit taste like cargo pants

from my best friend in the whole entire world btw 😭😭😭

We still have both lmao