Hoy es Domingo de Resurrección, Jesucristo tal que así:

the way there’s a whole generation that took these lessons seriously asf

Kristi Noem's husband stops by the Update desk

Sometimes we take chances, sometimes we take pills. I could write it better than you've ever felt it.

shit is so bad i almost just retweeted MTG

Do you remember in The Lion King when scar told the hyenas if they helped him become king he will make their lives better and then their lives didn’t get better and he blamed them for it. And upon realizing this, the hyenas ate him. Do with that story what you will.

PAKISTAN: Hey Donald, let’s do a 2 wee… TRUMP: 2 week extension it is.

“And here comes Trump, with another wall of text in his social media that no one uses”

You're laughing. Coach has Ocean Madness. And you're laughing. #Survivor50

“Your generation is so soft,” says the ones triggered by Pride Month enough to pass a law about it

Realizing 11pm is no longer “early” it is a direct threat to my tomorrow

THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE HAS TO VOTE HIMSELF?! #Survivor

in an impressive feat for this show, they have finally found the worst, most antithetical to the point of the game, twist in survivor history! congratulations production! #Survivor50

Hey Jimmy Fallon Fuck you. #Survivor50

this perfect metaphor #survivor50

christian hubicki should be allowed to punch jimmy fallon

In ThE HAndS oF thE FAnS #Survivor #Survivor50