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The Throne of Cynicism

@cynics_throne

I'm half awake, in a fake empire. If you wake me the rest of the way, I get to poke you with needles.

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Giacomo Volpe 🌹🤝🌐 (@_giacomo_volpe_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Sometimes I think I was less mad about minority representation in media before it became a moral panic pushed on me by the braindead right wing media I am addicted to”

Andrew—#IAmTheResistance (@amoneyresists) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You voted by mail in California in both the 2016 general and 2018 midterm elections. Donald Trump has also voted by mail in both NY and Florida multiple times. Both of you are the frauds.

You voted by mail in California in both the 2016 general and 2018 midterm elections. Donald Trump has also voted by mail in both NY and Florida multiple times. Both of you are the frauds.
McNasty (@mcnasty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

these people really when from mocking safe spaces to spending millions to have their own safe space 😂 all because a legal citizen speaks spanish

Robert Young Pelton (@ryp__) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Binance. "As the Justice Department put it, Zhao turned Binance into a covert funding channel for “terrorists, cybercriminals and child abusers.” Pardoned by Trump and the architect on his money laundering scheme. On Brand. nationalreview.com/2026/02/the-co…

Pedro L. Gonzalez (@emeriticus) 's Twitter Profile Photo

TPUSA faked its viewership last night, which streamers noticed because of the dead live chat, and staged their entire halftime show using actors and a prerecorded concert. No wonder nobody at Trump’s Super Bowl party was watching. It wasn’t even live😂

Wu Tang is for the Children (@wutangkids) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Yesterday this racist scumbag spent the entire day talking shit about Bad Bunny’s halftime and all the "foreign flags"….today he’s flying to Colombia to get stem cell treatment….can’t make this shit up

Three Year Letterman (@3yearletterman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Don’t let the left, fool you, there was a huge cultural shift at the Super Bowl halftime. We won and it was a tsunami.” -Catturd, February 9, 2026

“Don’t let the left, fool you, there was a huge cultural shift at the Super Bowl halftime.

We won and it was a tsunami.”

-Catturd, February 9, 2026
Prem Thakker (@prem_thakker) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just in the past few months in Minnesota, there have been as many ICE employees arrested for sex trafficking as there's been people executed by ICE agents

Gregory Royal Pratt (@royalpratt) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hours after Border Patrol agent Charles Exum shot Marimar Martinez five times, Gregory Bovino emailed him to ask he continue working past retirement:  "In light of your excellent service in Chicago, you have much yet left to do!!" he wrote.

Hours after Border Patrol agent Charles Exum shot Marimar Martinez five times, Gregory Bovino emailed him to ask he continue working past retirement: 

"In light of your excellent service in Chicago, you have much yet left to do!!" he wrote.
Barroom Net | Aldo Gandia (@barroomnetwork) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"When the Falcons hired Fontenot to be the G.M. in 2022, the Saints (Fontenot’s former employer) received the compensatory picks. But Rich McKay was the team president and CEO — and as of 2022 he was involved in football operations."

LOLOCGOP (@lolocgop) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Narrator: Ortiz left California because he couldn't stand the humiliation of being a Huntington Beach City Council member who understood nothing about government, had no people or management skills, and got caught collecting unemployment while collecting a salary from the city

Brian Allen (@allenanalysis) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🚨 WATCH THIS. Newly released body cam shows Border Patrol agents deliberately steering into Marimar Martinez — an American teacher — before shooting her 5 times. DHS falsely claimed she “ambushed” them. Kash Patel amplified the lie. Prosecutors later dropped the case. Texts

Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 (@josheakle) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s important that you understand what happened last night. Last night, Stephen Colbert interviewed Democratic Texas Senate candidate James Talarico, a candidate who, by all accounts, is on track in the polls to flip Texas blue. In response, Trump’s FCC reportedly threatened

Sofia B. Kinzinger (@sofiakinzinger) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is the clearest sign we will ever get: the right hates democracy. They hate freedom of speech. They hate that they have an opposition. They hate that the American people can choose an alternative. They hate that people have rights, a voice, and the power to lift others up.