[at Kenny's grave] Kyle: He was too young to be taken away from us... Stan: You're the one who cut him in half with a chainsaw!

⠀ ❝NEVER─ wait.❞ [Think, dumbass; Kyle told you to stop yelling. Calm the fuck down and don’t drive him away.] ⠀ ❝. . Never avoid me for that long again─ uh, asshat.❞ [Nice save. That almost sounded ( *𝓰𝐚𝐲 ), Stanley.]

⠀ [Double Whammy: using his mom’s Shake Weight to shatter the glass cupboard and steal his dad’s bottle of vodka in the middle of the night.]

⠀ ❝. . Yeah, I know. I was being ( *𝓭𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 ).❞ [A grin spreads across the raven’s sunken features, hiding the fact that his mind isn’t in the clearest state at his best ability . . which isn’t much, so that factoid may just be detectable for the Hebrew.]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ a whole 60 minutes...... bby wHY

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ ♡♡♡

⠀ ❝I don’t think anyone in South Park other than the rednecks is straight anymore, dude.❞

⠀ ❝. . ‘Kay, what the fuck.❞

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ 🧍🏻‍♀️

⠀ ❝My dream guy’s name is Jack Daniels. Everyone else can fuck off.❞

⠀ ❝Dude, I called Kenny a ‘𝗱𝗶𝗽𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁’ in class today and ( *𝓞𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝓐𝐬𝐬𝐰𝐢𝐩𝐞 ) threatened to rip up my mask. What the fuck.❞

Being gay is just part of nature, and a beautiful thing.

⠀ [Bites lip, tucking hair behind ear which cannot be seen because of the fucking beanie.] ❝I wanna *𝒹𝒾𝑒.❞

⠀ 𒍦 ❛ 𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚. 𝗜 𝗱𝗶𝗲 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲𝘀 . . ˊˎ- ᅠ ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳ an indie portrayal of kenny mccormick from south park. ➴҉ ᅠ -ˏˋ . . 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿! ❜ 𒍧 ⠀

⠀ ❝It’s all . . shit. Every single one of you is 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩!❞

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ give me a kyle for style, por favor. <3