No matter what is going on in the news, the advice is always the same: STAY AT HOME AND YELL INTO THE TWITTER ABYSS WHILE YOU WAIT FOR YOUR AMAZON PACKAGES!

Black people walking to the store just want to be treated the same as a white man dressed like a wolf with an AR-15 breaking into the Capitol.

Hey, you spiraling? Same! Release tension with us WEDNESDAY with hilarious ⭐️ comedians @jackiekashian Jesus Trejo Taquita Love & Casey Ley. Best part: all 💵 goes to the comics. See you there. 😘 Sunah Bilsted & Jane Borden bonfirealive.com/products/the-c… 😘

Thank you Comedy Bureau! C WORD SHOW TONIGHT!! 7 / 10 - $5 - link in bio!

TONIGHT! All 💵 goes to this 🔪🔪 lineup: Marcella Arguello Alex Edelman durag wearing charizard. Liz Glazer ⚔️brodiereed⚔️ Atsuko Okatsuka 🔥 💣 🎆 (why are positive terms in comedy so violent? see if we answer that question TONIGHT) bonfirealive.com/products/the-c…

In need of some laughter? Come see JC Coccoli, James Davis, Danny Jolles, and shalewa sharpe (with hosts Sunah Bilsted and Jane Borden) THIS WEDNESDAY (5/5) at 7pm PT/10pm ET! $5 tickets in bio for an INCREDIBLE show (this will be the BEST virtual experience you’ve had for sure).

JUST ADDED! Chris Fairbanks joins the STELLAR C Word lineup tonight. 7pm PT / 10pm ET. $5 Tix: bonfirealive.com/products/the-c… 📷: @kaelanbarowsky #standup #standupcomedy #bolotie

We have the one and only bit of perfection James Davis TONIGHT on C Word! $5 - 7 PT / 10 ET James Davis

JC Coccoli is a killer and she’s on the C Word TONIGHT! $5 - 7 PT / 10 ET JC Coccoli

Danny Jolles will make you very happy with his comedy brain TONIGHT on C Word! $5 - 7 PT / 10 ET - link in bio! Danny Jolles