Oh come on, leave Beaches out of this!

Why listen to me and @thetonysotoshow argue when you could watch 🤔

Love Island should have an OnlyFans

Getting monkey pox after going to a gay sex party is like starting a forest fire after setting off fireworks in a California park; you knew it was going to happen but there was no stopping you, was there?

TONIGHT! Come KVETCH at the one and only comedy show in Los Angeles where you’ll see stand up comedians complain. Genghis Cohen. 8PM. Food and drinks and laughs a-plenty. That’s right, A-PLENTY!!! TIX: eventbrite.com/e/kvetch-a-com…

When the world is on fire we are 🔥🔥🔥

Lot of nice butts in the ol’ monkey pox vax line, not gonna lie. That’s one benefit of getting vaccinated during the “gay wave” I suppose.

Taking the good fight to a local grocery store near you…

So without Netflix, what’s the acronym now…🧐

La famiglia!

This is happening tonight. Akbar Bruce Daniels @RohitaKadambi Mollie Merkel Casey Ley Jackie Primrose Monahan 8pm FREE #DRUNKONSTAGE #freecomedy

I love when an Uber driver makes up for the lost time while he was on his phone and missing turns by driving 95 on the highway

Good ol catch up with these boys

This country would be a lot better off if we always just have the kids what they want

WED 12/28 8p The Airliner: 50 Comics tell their worst joke of the year! Featuring Babs Gray Tess Barker Brandie Posey💀🔥 DAVE CHILD @puterbaughs @annavisfunny James Fritz Casey Ley Theresa Bateman @BillyWayneDavis & more! Live & livestreaming! 🎟️: 50WorstJokes.eventbrite.com

I’m a legit pundit

I know it writes bad scripts and does your homework but has anyone asked GPT-4 how to fix global warming yet?

I’m reading a book about Henry VIII and can’t get over how many men were being executed for buggery in Tudor England. It’s amazing the things we take for granted these days…like buggering.

Whenever an Uber driver pulls out his FasTrak for a trip to the airport I’m cooing “fuck yeah, daddy” from the back

Great to chat with Rick this morning in my natural habitat, sports radio 😛. Come to the The Punch Line tonight it’s gonna be a real touchdown!