" See? Gross. You're gross. Bold of you to assume I even have the necessary parts for sex. "

" EXPARDON me, WHAT - "

" You should be asking the people who made me that question. I'm just the animatronic, dude. And you don't know I do. For all you know, I could be smooth down there. "

" What the actual FUCK - "

Grumble, grumble. Proceeds to flick his forehead.

" Keep talkin' smart and you'll never get laid, smartass. Y'ever heard of FUN? It's real common nowadays. "

" I . . . I literally can't right now. What is WRONG with people . . "

" Yeah, but you ain't gettin' laid with ME anytime soon. That's for sure. "

" Unless ya got my willing consent, I WELCOME you to try. "

( gonna, post these edits here feedback is appreciated- keep in mind all these edits are transparent, but they don't show up that way bc Twitter compression and stuff idk

she DO be spinnin n shit

I got a SHIT TON of drafts on the (not so much of a) new surprise account that's ready to be posted in the morning for now I need sleep

I'm sorry, I really am but I can't read "maximum overdrive" without hearing Plankton

Toy was sprawled out on the main stage in the Pizzeria. 3 AM. Seems like...she's fallen asleep?

She's . . . She's totally not drooling.

Nope. Not at all! Not even a drop of saliva on her!

Tap, tap. " Psst. "

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝟨 𝖾𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗇𝖺𝗅 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝖽𝗂𝖿𝖿𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗎𝗇𝗂𝗊𝗎𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 ! 「 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘯 #𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐲 ! 」 ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

( Y'know what, yeah. Fuck it. I'm leaving this account and the CMC to Marcee. Done with RP too. ✌️🥰 )