What's that anon? One ticket? You do know you also have to pay for your headmates, right? What are those? Sorry anon, but I don't think I can let you into this one.

BUT THEY DO KNOW THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT

“Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself!” Then explain who owns the rope vending machine outside his prison cell

We better not ever hear “vote blue no matter who” ever again.

I woke up from a coma in 2022 and sometimes I wonder if I actually died and the life I’m living is just hell

Medieval farmer who’s cleaning their farm animals: “my goat is washed”

ran out of toilet paper so i had to use my dog

Universal's "Dark Universe" was never cancelled, we've just been living in it... One way of looking at things... 🤔

Of course! It all makes sense! The emperor gave the Amulet of Kings to Jauffre Epstein.

getting a quick handy on bourbon street, call that a cajun dry rub

Look what i found 😯 can't wait to hear your feedbacks 🥰

no shade to Tommy Wiseau but this is the kinda picture you'd get in grindr dms from CDSissyBottom

theyve got to be describing hole and fucking raw on the first page no matter the genre fiction or non fiction or your book is garbage