🏚️ CAMRA is urging the Government to throw its support behind a new Heritage Pubs Bill proposed by Marco Longhi MP to better protect heritage pubs in the wake of the Crooked House scandal.

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This magnificent Elon Musk takedown goes straight into the hall of fame
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YouGov Here we go again. I guess most of drive a car and think driving a bus must be jolly hard. But driving a train? Well that’s easy - press buttons, push lever, no steering - a banana on a stick could do it. Why not educate yourself though..

It's in no way concerning that a former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom needed three attempts to successfully hold up the cover of a book:

This is why Sauchiehall Street is taking so long to be fixed! Glasgow City Council

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We already have a glass recycling system in Scotland. It’s called…[wait for it]…glass recycling.
You should look it up, Mark Ruskell, it’s readily available in all local authorities, right outside your front door.

Back In 1975, 'The Muppet Show' Predicted What Most Women Would Look Like In 2024 🤣

Ah. It seems Glasgow City Council have an idea to create another canal in the city centre.

Just reading about Tesco’s profits for the year to Feb: 2.3bn. Up 883 million. You know when you look at your trolley and think how?? HOW is this a hundred quid?? This is how.

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That new series of The Office looks shit.

Donald C MacLeod MBE Scottish Government Nick Nairn Night Time Industries Association The Scottish Hospitality Group The SLTA UKHospitality Scotland

Here it is: my 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London. Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount #IchBinEinLondoner

I see @glasgowcc are still powering ahead with the 'renovation' of Sauchiehall St. I walk down this every day. No one has done anything (apart from fences) since Oct 23. Seems whoever was in charge got so bored they installed an office chair to relax in. #saveglasgowcitycentre

I see @glasgowcc are still powering ahead with the 'renovation' of Sauchiehall St. I walk down this every day. No one has done anything (apart from fences) since Oct 23. Seems whoever was in charge got so bored they installed an office chair to relax in. #saveglasgowcitycentre

Much as I love Skyfall, the bit where Bond drives M to Scotland in his Aston Martin DB5 is very short on detail - in one scene they're in Chelsea, the next in the Highlands. You don't see them having a Burger King in Charnock Richard, or Wetherby Services if they'd taken the A1.

We no longer require April Fools Day. Every day on the internet is a confusing ordeal of bollocks and mistruths and life is now one giant shitpost so let's just calm down and go have a nap or something.

They should shut down the internet for one day each week. Force us all back to basics. The world would be a nicer place if we could get back to more human interaction, conversation etc instead of being glued to our phones constantly.

All these male planners suddenly making ‘guru’ videos while casually walking is kind-of hilarious. If cycling was the new jogging & ice baths are the new cycling, then ‘yoda strolling’ is the Wish, Andrew Tate-ing.