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@cuddlemefish

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calendar_today08-03-2010 01:20:28

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It's day 3 and I'm suddenly painfully aware of my lack of pampering beauty products. How did I let my face/hair mask supply get to zero?

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My house has probably never been cleaner than it’s going to be by the end of this whole thing. And yes, we did move in a year and a half ago and there was grout dust still on the tiles in the full baths. #coronavirus #WorkFromHomeLife #stresscleaning

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I need to head downtown, so I’m taking #wmata for the first time since March. Walked into the station at Vienna, and saw two metro employees, including the operator of this train, not wearing their masks correctly. Super work, guys. #unsuckdcmetro

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Okay dermalogica, I see you. I did the facial mapping and chatted with a skin therapist yesterday so she could help me streamline my routine. Placed my order. And 26 hours later, I have opened the box. I had no expectation of this, but here's hoping my skin likes it.

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A WOC as VP, someone who is not a white supremacist is president, and they are making a cabinet position dedicated to science! Man we really out here celebrating because our country figured out how to do the bare minimum but hey, this is a win so pop the champagne👏🏽🎉🥂

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It didn’t take them long to go from “my vaccination status is none of your business” to “turn in your neighbor if they have a personal and private medical procedure.” The blatant hypocrisy is infuriating.

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Well I just broke our dog by trying to give him a reverse timeout, having the whole drying rack topple over as I was trying to close the door, and scaring the everloving crap out of him. Excellent Tuesday.

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Hey Lufthansa I got an email that LH419 is delayed 90 min today, but with the website down, I’m not able to check. Dulles Airport (IAD) says it’s on time. What’s the deal? Has the inbound flight even taken off from Frankfurt?