We never stopped playing.

make a video game like this

Its 2040 the president is only available on Cameo. Gravity is on trial for excessive use of force . Syrup has been branded a hate liquid. Coming out of the closet is an Olympic Sport.

Its crazy that a year ago the big news was that Popeye's sold out of chicken sandwiches.

I don’t use this verbiage often but this is a whole vibe. simple as that

After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

Ok this is EPIC!

nintendo would sue a breeze for being fan made

What a great day to wake up in America. Did anybody else read Biden's pissy, angry, shit-stirring tweet he wrote at 2 AM last night? Neither did I.

tom brady bout to give his son a hickey

A lot of us are going to miss Yahoo Answers when it shuts down next month, but some dedicated fans took the best questions and put them into Typing of the Dead: Overkill. Now we know how zombby is formed. dreadxp.com/news/typing-of…

Very excited to announce that Charlie will be officially co-streaming #UltimateSummit 3! 🥳 You can catch all of the ☀️ fun in the sun ☀️ on both channels NEXT week! 📺 twitch.tv/btssmash 📺 twitch.tv/MoistCr1TiKaL

Bro I’m about to start a clothing line that’s all half sizes. This shit trash out here bro. A large shirt look like I did a smash and grab at a pre school but a XL look like I’m in the background of a Master P video. Mans bout to be stepping out in a “large and a half” head ass

I’ve thought long and hard about NFT’s and I’ve decided it’s not something I need to do🙏💕

Reports of strike at Ukraine’s cyber command in Chasiv Yar #Kyiv - with one officer dead, 3 injuries, 1 MIA. Serious fighting all across city. But there’s good news too: two hours ago a baby was born this morning in an underground metro station shelter. Life goes on.

Googled “based”. Still not sure but think it’s good

I'm just happy to know that nothing I can or ever will do will be as embarrassing as the richest man in the world creating soyjak memes to try and convince people to pay for Twitter.