ive never seen a company more committed to dunking on themselves than these guys

whilst you “log on” to your vile websites, i smirk and add another “log on” to the roaring fire. comforted by its flame, my trusted companions engage in enlightened conversation, the incandescent stars shedding fragile light through starving sky, in holy blessing of our splendour

did they consider anyone else to be the messiah or did they just decide blatant nepotism would be fine

jesus christ it’s so incredibly fucked up that people on here are bullying this kid for being genuinely excited about something he’s passionate about. you should be bullying him because he’s a fuckin nerd

yea lemme get the uh… Turbulent Noise

call me jfk the way im exploding from the head

wilbur soot be like

oh yeah, lemme just look up that word in the “dick chin hairy”. sounds real af bro. maybe ill find some synonyms in the “sore ass” too while im at it. smh

it’s important to note that the anti sex scene discourse on this website is almost entirely upheld by 16 year olds who just had to sit through oppenheimer with their parents

im lowkey coated in exotic oils. puttin up distinct aromas of exotic spices & perfumes in the trap rn

this is my lofi girl

wow, what a fascinating and thought provoking tweet. i sure hope the replies are a bunch of random bullshit

a ‘cult classic’ is when the movie sucks but there’s a girl with green hair in it

pre and post cook 🫡

californians so sneaky you ask them their timezone and they start whispering

ladies, if he plays runescape… you should run. escape

jak & daxter gotta be top 3 orb collecting simulators fr

wtf rom did I download bruh 💀💀