" ...guess that I got your attention "

" I don't think th-ah! " " Watch the teeth you- "

" Oh really? Guess that's true, human have that whole 'back issues' thing right? It's fine it's fine, you can feel them if you want "

" DONT BITE THEM YOU ASS- "

" WOAH WOAH! Calm down horsey! i need them attached to me god fucking- "

" What do you mean 'hurry up' what am i a goddamn faucet?! "

" Proof? "

" ...you drink diet coke at parties don't you. "

" I have to teach you a whole lot i get it. "

" That's cool and all, but what if i put the bunny plushie on the highest shelf and hide all the stools? "

Date idea: we eat eachother

messily kiss

" Wait what are you- " -the rubbing has her suddenly stiffen and relax. it's like grabbing a cat by the neck scruff

" Why are you in the closet "

-creaking noise as her head slowly comes into frame

" Why are you nak- " " Ohhhhh... "

" Hehe....Odelschlong "

-She's ..... Purring-?

" murrr~ ''