never attending wireless again, i can’t come and k1ll myself

You live, you learn, you move on.

a 9-5 ain’t for me fr that’s why my plan gotta work out

That time when fine wine, my 9ine, baby mujo, yay, yo darling, bouf daddy, What an era man😭❤️🥹

I’m gonna save a £50 note to show my grandkids.

Men actually do listen, u just have to communicate without yelling & lose the attitude.

he nasty, i’m nasty. we avocado.

he nasty, i’m nasty. we magnum.

Can you people start listening when I say “pretty women are everywhere but pretty feet ain’t” 😭😭😭😭😭

he nasty, i’m nasty, we strawberry mirinda

The middle child is the most matured out of all the siblings

real pain is watching your favorite artist fall off

You just had to be there

I cant believe I was taking care of a piece of shit

When I was 8 years old. A couple of 10-year-olds used to bully me on the school bus. One day I started crying to my dad saying I didn’t want to get the bus. I told him why. He sat, drinking whiskey and playing chess at 9 am. Didn’t even look at me cry. He replied…

This nigga was never funny

Love Island tweets are gonna be polluting the TL soon

Instagram down AGAIN!