MadbomberMike Vostok

serenechaos “No, no, it’s not dark. You’re misunderstanding me, Colonel Fury“ “I think I am.“ “Yeah, you are. ‘Cause if they said no, then the answer obviously is no. The thing is that they're not gonna say no, they'd never say no…because of the implication.“

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Typa shit cartoon characters do when they’re late for school

imagine loading a rifle in an abandoned dimly lit church to this directly prior to confronting the guy who cleaned out your solana wallet

When you stand before the McDonalds register, you cannot say "but I am not hungry enough for 40 chicken nuggets" or that "two double quarter pounders with cheese and large fries was too much food at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that.

彼がどこの国の何者か知らない。 大皿いっぱいの豚肉の角煮に、唐辛子のソースを大量にぶっかけ、野っぱらで一人むさぼり食っている。 風貌からして多分彼にも妻や子がいるかもしれない。しかしそれらは放ったらかしにして、好きなだけ好きなように唐辛子に火の息を吐きつつ豚肉を食っている。

Bannon pissing himself on stage at the Semafor World Economy is pretty much the perfect encapsulation of the PedoFash International

That makes 13 scientists

NIXON: I was in a room. Red. Everything red, the, the curtains, the floor, zigzag pattern on the floor. Very disorienting. Very…the lighting was not good, I’ll say that. Whoever was responsible for the lighting in this room was not- it wasn’t a well-lit room, Bob. HALDEMAN: No,

This is about 10x more ominous than "a whole civilization will die tonight"

A parasite that has been eating people for 3,500 years is about to be wiped off the planet. It infected 3.5 million people in 1986. Last year, it infected 10. And I have not seen it make a single front page. It is called Guinea worm. You drink contaminated water from a pond in a

yeah no shit, sometimes I can’t with you people

Look up the experiment 'Universe 25' from the National Institute of Mental Health back in 1968-1973. These "looksmaxxers" are behaving like the sub-category of mice in this experiment that were named "The Beautiful Ones" Universe 25 didn't end well by the way...

Adam Piron Personally I’d be up for seeing Jar-Jar Binks play Michael Jackson

He got honey potted and revealed nuclear secrets to an undercover journalist. On a first date. We’re in so much trouble omg 😭

swami sound The musical?

S.P. VI If you don’t love Rick and Morty in 2015 you have no heart If you love Rick and Morty in 2026 you have no brain