Absolutely loving this JMU account. There’s a satirical genius amongst us…

Imagine if lighting McQueen beat Jeff Gordon in a race

$650 for all 3 starters🤣 boycotting these lameboys

Donald Trumps name appears more often in the Epstein Files than Harry Potters name appears in all 7 Harry Potter books.

I was almost too ahead of my time. Back in HS I was singing songs and yelling Harry Potter spells while the other team shot free throws. Nowadays kids yelling “That’s my man!” to the other team… the circle of life is beautiful

Y’all thought these protests were bad? Just wait till the T Wolves trade Naz Reid

explains why trump likes him so much

It’s rejuvenating every time Harden goes to a new team. Teams full of non ball knower fans who hate James Harden end up loving him after the first few games bc they realize all the discourse about him is hardly true

“GREEN GOBLIN: SIGNED ON AS A MEMBER OF THE SINISTER SIX”

Obviously unsure if this number is real, but my god if it is wake up people. Dude is the diddler and is stealing millions, if not billions. BUT HES GETTING RID OF ILLEGALS. Lmaooo sybhau

My goat please stop with the AI slop😭😭

the Career Mode tutorial starts with your dad paying to defend you from DUI charges

HARDEN4HEISMAN