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Cedar Rapids Felons

@crfelons

Saving lives. Stopping Crimes

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calendar_today11-10-2023 17:20:40

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Breaking News‼️‼️‼️ Watch out for this gang of Goons on your way home today! A group of high school age children that call themselves the kids next door have been going around shitting on people’s doorstep. The only explanation has to be generations of incest.

Breaking News‼️‼️‼️ Watch out for this gang of Goons on your way home today! A group of high school age children that call themselves the kids next door have been going around shitting on people’s doorstep. The only explanation has to be generations of incest.
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Breaking News‼️‼️Ayden(Beefcake) Bell has been charged on three accounts of sexual assault for wiggling through sewage tunnels to spy on local elementary schools. His stubby stature got him caught in the first place as he was found stuck in the tunnels due to his size

Breaking News‼️‼️Ayden(Beefcake) Bell has been charged on three accounts of sexual assault  for wiggling through sewage tunnels to spy on local elementary schools. His stubby stature got him caught in the first place as he was found stuck in the tunnels due to his size
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Breaking News‼️‼️Lucas(Pukas) Volden has been arrested for beastiality. He is known to have sexual intercourse with at least 12 chicken, 5 cows, and 4 hogs. Make sure to keep your pets close and your livestock closer.

Breaking News‼️‼️Lucas(Pukas) Volden has been arrested for beastiality. He is known to have sexual intercourse with at least 12 chicken, 5 cows, and 4 hogs. Make sure to keep your pets close and your livestock closer.
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Breaking News‼️‼️ Known drug lord Cooper(the cum) Cummings was found high in residence with 500 pounds of weed under his mattress. As the police arrived on the scene he managed to insert 2 pounds of cocain up his rectum.

Breaking News‼️‼️ Known drug lord Cooper(the cum) Cummings was found high in residence with 500 pounds of weed under his mattress. As the police arrived on the scene he managed to insert 2 pounds of cocain up his rectum.
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Breaking News‼️‼️Owen Havlik will be in attendance at the 4a Showdown between Kennedy and Linn Mar. With this knowledge keep your kids close by as he is known to give them nightmares with his oblong head shape and poor face genetics.

Breaking News‼️‼️Owen Havlik will be in attendance at the 4a Showdown between Kennedy and Linn Mar. With this knowledge keep your kids close by as he is known to give them nightmares with his oblong head shape and poor face genetics.
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Breaking News‼️‼️Armaaan Kurhan caught with his pants down… literally. Whilst on the job at the local restaurant called taste of India. It is rumored that he was adding his own “special sauce” to his ex girlfriend’s @malikakuhrans meal.

Breaking News‼️‼️Armaaan Kurhan caught with his pants down… literally. Whilst on the job at the local restaurant called taste of India. It is rumored that he was adding his own “special sauce” to his ex girlfriend’s @malikakuhrans meal.
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Breaking News‼️‼️Colton Duerling rapes the Dowling Maroons in the 4A state baseball championship. “We showed those punk ass motherfuckers how we roll on the east side!” Colton says after whooping their bitch asses.

Breaking News‼️‼️Colton Duerling rapes the Dowling Maroons in the 4A state baseball championship. “We showed those punk ass motherfuckers how we roll on the east side!” Colton says after whooping their bitch asses.
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Breaking News‼️‼️Jacob Eilders terrorizes the student section again! After going 0/17 on grabbing ass attempts at the powderpuff game yesterday he plans on lugging his stank ass to the front of the student section again.

Breaking News‼️‼️Jacob Eilders terrorizes the student section again! After going 0/17 on grabbing ass attempts at the powderpuff game yesterday he plans on lugging his stank ass to the front of the student section again.
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Haven’t heard a fucking peep from the right side of our section tonight. Why the fuck are you showing up 2 hours early to put your thumb in your ass and not get loud. #dobetter

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ATTENTION EVERYONE🚨🚨I have received information that makes me SICK. These high school barstools think they’re hot shit tearing down our names, we will NOT be having it. We will win the fight against this hatred. #burnersunite #westandtogether

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Breaking News‼️‼️ Leyton Wolfe caught jerking off to underage girls… again. Per a qualified source he was found with 3.7 terabytes of child pornography on his school computer. When asked about the accusation he promptly shit himself.