Wanted - motorbike storage for a couple of months - Surrey We need secure storage for three of four bikes (modern and classic) for a couple of months (don’t want builders clonking them) Anyone know of decent storage in Surrey - ideally with trickle charging facilities.

Amazed to see a courtesy car from Elgin. On the A303 near Yeovil. That is a 1,200 mile round trip …. (Stickered up as from Main Motors Elgin) Lord almighty - that’s some miles to do in someone else’s car ….

Went to do a bit of outdoor DIY. Went to get my Dewalt kit. When we were visited by the light fingered Eastern European, he also nicked some of my small handheld kit (driver, multi tool, circular saws, jigsaws) as well as petrol wacker A plague on the thieving bastards house

It really is liberating to call your CEO and be able to say “ nope. I am done. I disagree with the way this is going. Taraa.” first time I have said “sod it” without the next. I’ve up sorted in almost 35 years.

Today’s spot. An almost pink Cadillac. But not the pretty one. But very rare. I am assuming it had overheated (Looked well cared for)

Spot of the day. New electric Aston (And a bright yellow E reg quantum. But haven’t got a photo of that yet)

Anyone fancy seven minutes of prime time morning TV on what on earth is happening to government bond yields? Thought so. Here you go👇

I’ll trump your best seat on a bus Alastair Hilton

Today’s spot whilst out on bicycle. Using a photo off the net so as not to identify where something like this is parked outside ….. Very impressive and very lime green

Devon bikers looking after Devon bikers. Typical is people drive off, leaving us with a broken motorcycle and no idea why.

How long before we beg the Iranians to take down some of the big hotels just to get rid of the bloody influencer “my underground car park war zone he’ll as a past it non- entity or a ‘not just OF model’” stories Insufferable sockets

Transform Tulse Hill Another bus involved. Their standard of driving is becoming worse.

In the least surprising news ever, first day after a long weekend and the early service on the North Downs Line is cancelled GWR

Sorry, but how abysmal are Burnley FC ‘s forwards this evening The complete and utter inability get a clean shot away even when relatively unchallenged is staggering.