Are these apartments being built in the centre of the Hanger Lane Gyratory? About a million cars a day go around here, 24/7. If you live here, you will be breathing pure diesel fumes with a hint of unleaded. Surely they’re not fit for human habitation?

In a minicab now. How to tell if you have severe mental health issues: Do you listen to LBC radio voluntarily? Yes? Well, you have severe mental health issues.

Loving my little corner office right now.

I know that many people need headshots for their business profiles, but would rather go to the dentist than spend time with a photographer. That’s why I offer a 30 minute photoshoot option. So you can spend more time doing what you want to do and less time doing what you don’t.

One of the greatest adverts ever. So good in fact, that I bought a 2cv.

And yes, I do shoot in colour. Most clients want colour images for their profile photos, although I’m always happy to provide the shots in black and white if they prefer.

Another from my photoshoot with Ben. A thirty minute shoot to get him new profile photos. I give the client about 60 images to choose from, so they get a great range of looks. This one wasn’t chosen as a bit too much of a portrait rather than a headshot, but I like it.

An enjoyable photoshoot with Ben to get him some new headshots. A thirty minute shoot and although this one wasn’t chosen, I like it. More of a portrait than a headshot.

Mornin’ That’s not meant to look like that.

I hadn’t realised that what I needed in my life (and in my lounge) is a Triceratops head. Price on application. I’ve got feeling it may be more than I’d wanted to spend on a Triceratops head.

Need to get a present for your child? How about this. A toy car for £123,000? Which is quite a lot for a toy car, in my opinion.

A great photoshoot with Grant last week. He saw my website, chose a few headshot styles he liked and I decided that Camden would be the best location to achieve what he wanted near to where he was based. A thirty minute shoot and we got the shots he was happy with.

And continuing my day on another planet today, guess how much this bed is? Wrong. It’s £780,000. Yep, seven hundred and eighty thousand pounds. And yes, I did jump up and down on it. I couldn’t help myself.

I do like this sheep on a doorstep in Knightsbridge. There seems to be a competition between the neighbours with different animals. Elephants, cheetah and lions but I think the sheep wins.

Mornin’. And what a gorgeous morning it is. The sort of morning to be in Knightsbridge, looking at how much money these people have spent on their garden ornaments.

Leaving the pub on a Tuesday night.

And now, time for coffee. 6:58am. You didn’t know there was a 6:58 am did you? Now get up and enjoy that sunshine.

Tuesday morning, watching the sun rise over my boat and the canal.

Mornin’. Just stepped off my boat to watch the sun rise over it.

I reckon that bin’s full now