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Cream Tea Perfection

@cream_first

Clotted cream by the dollop and a puddle of jam on top - perfection

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Notes From One Woman’s Decade of Eating Scones - The New York Times The Cream/Jam first debate rages on but this is such a sweet story. I will point out that the piccie in the article (from David Levenson) of a perfect cream tea is #CreamFirst though 🥳 nytimes.com/2023/03/21/wor…

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AAAAARRRRGGHHHHH!!! Catching the score when I can and then #BBC make a typo in their coverage (wickets) Still two wickets to get! #ENGvsAUS

AAAAARRRRGGHHHHH!!!

Catching the score when I can and then #BBC make a typo in their coverage (wickets)

Still two wickets to get! #ENGvsAUS
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At The Pyramid stage waiting for #TheChurnUps to come on stage. I’ve met the flag bearers for both of these - the #CreamFirst people were lovely. The guy carrying the #JamFirst flag was just holding it for his wife….. things could kick off later!

At The Pyramid stage waiting for #TheChurnUps to come on stage.

I’ve met the flag bearers for both of these - the #CreamFirst people were lovely. The guy carrying the #JamFirst flag was just holding it for his wife….. things could kick off later!
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So apparently this was the photograph our prime minister used for his family Christmas card? Is this real or did somebody just ask #ChatGPT for “a picture of the Prime Minister making a cake with the family being helpful but obviously none of them have cooked anything before”?

So apparently this was the photograph our prime minister used for his family Christmas card? 

Is this real or did somebody just ask #ChatGPT for “a picture of the Prime Minister making a cake with the family being helpful but obviously none of them have cooked anything before”?
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My mother-in-law had #PeterBone as her MP - until he got kicked out for sexual misconduct and bullying. Amongst the candidates standing is this fantastic example of nominative determinism…… she clearly loves her firearms!

My mother-in-law had #PeterBone as her MP - until he got kicked out for sexual misconduct and bullying. 

Amongst the candidates standing is this fantastic example of
nominative determinism…… she clearly loves her firearms!
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Just catching up on food-porn based drama, The Bear. If I couldn’t love this show any more (and I can’t!) they go and play “Joy” by my teenage-self’s favourite band, The Sundays in the pivotal funeral scene (s3ep10). How does a US drama find Berkshire’s finest indie band?

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That’s it. I am done with X. It used to be fun but now, the “For You” page (that work on TikTok) just seems to a platform for hatred and Musk’s musings that I don’t want If anybody wants to take on this account and keep fighting the brave fight for #CreamFirst then let me know