(Angriest ive ever been in my life) oh yeah thats fine

When I break into somebody's house but they're watching the Buffalo Bills 2025 Divisional loss to the Denver Broncos where Josh Allen had 4 turnovers

You, in a panic, buying black tip rounds. Me, a sophisticate, have surrounded my perimeter with 2 inch tall speed bumps and masking tape.

What better consent than her doing it?

Hate the fact that players actually see twitter because trust me, Vini you’re not wanted in sky blue by anyone who could find the Etihad on a map

watching revenge of the sith for the millionth time and anakin still turns to the dark side

Cherki smiled at Hincapie as he prepared to take his soul. This guy is box office

Magician 🪄 #MCIARS | Manchester City

“After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.” — Italian Proverb

When you spin the block and you’re reminded why shit ain’t work the first time

Being 28 is so weird because you feel like you’re 23 but then you meet someone who’s 23 and realize what 5 years does for you.

Life with cherki as your 10

How parachute companies feel after realizing that it's impossible for them to get bad reviews

When that random wave of not belonging hits mid hangout

women say men can't handle rejection but please try to say no to your girl when she wants sex, just once. absolutely mindblowing experience

wasnt really scared about ai replacing me til i seen this shi

you’ll be at the lowest point of ya life and someone gon say “go to the gym” brother fuck you and the gym

do not underestimate my ability to burn it all to the fucking ground