I'm going to steal his girl. Throw her over my bloody shoulder and take her life. Make her my dark Queen before the end of the night.

Girls gonna get an itch. I'm in the mood to scratch.

I always knew I'd go down fighting.

Oh no, I don't hit women unless I have to. Where's the bloke?

Right. Kidnappin’ it is.

I start off with poems, torn out hearts. Bloody notes on the door.

That doesn' sound like my problem. Sounds like an obstacle.

You haven't about me, pet, so here's the story. I'm William The soddin’ Bloody and I've bagged two slayers. I don't mind with a God.

[my eyes cut to the woman as she appears.] And who are you?

You must think I'm the kind of bloke that needs help. Unless you're offering a vein.

I'm up for a spot of violence.

You got me riled up for violence. It’ll be rude to not deliver, love. First impressions mean a lot, yeah.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 15 Apr 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 15 Apr 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).