Daily Brain Workout: 2 sets of counting to ten. 2 sets of alphabet. 10 minutes of trying to spell restiront. Then list animals until failure

being paranoid is so much fun. They're going to get me

Everything shower

sorry man you can just toss that in the back

All creatures of our God and King

The invention of zero would've pissed me off, "we have real numbers to focus on" something I'd say

basketball player whose “signature” move is smirking at the ball and going “heh, this old thing…” before shooting

i’m just never gonna find a job

“Healthy zucchini brownies” Did you know that our lives are short & beautiful & someday they will find your bones & no one will be able to tell, from your skeleton, what sweetnesses you stole from yourself?

dreamt i had to download the cilantro app to use my bunch of cilantro

oh

I wish I could do that

Have you seen the markets? They crashed the Dow. It literally tanked Heebee. It brought down the TOPIX with banks. It's literally hitting the Russell. It probably tanks the Hang Seng. Dude he crashed the Gumpy. It's hitting the Kospi original. It's reached the Poob.

we don't have to fight

Shi getting serious