I've signed the petition calling on @KwasiKwarteng to increase the Winter Home Discount Scheme payment to ensure no one has to choose between food or warmth this winter. Will you add your name? speakout.38degrees.org.uk/campaigns/warm…

Sometimes this app brings us good things. Great things.

The best Xmas present present ever from my lovely Jane. Hospitality at Ibrox v Hearts in February. I haven't been at Ibrox for about 35 years since I moved down south. Looking forward to being in Glasgow again

WOW

Richard Osman Indeed....

Slim down the Royal Family to 5 decent main ones. Make anyone from Eton sit an exam about heating & eating, or do work experience at a Burger King. Introduce a Voting Test before any referendum. Politicians banned from Light Ent shows. Bring back Kellogg's Start cereal. Let's go.

He thinks it's all one big game doesn't he? How to deceive people along the way. I would take anyone to be the PM right now rather than him and his cronies.

Exxon Mobil knew about climate breakdown in the 1970s. 2021 was it's most profitable year in seven years. Since the Paris agreement, the UK government has given Exxon £360m worth of subsidies. But it's 'not sustainable' to tax the oil companies to support those in fuel poverty.

Gas companies have made BILLIONS from price hikes Now we're calling on Rishi Sunak to tax them – and use their profits to help people in need. Sign and share the petition to make polluters pay 👇 #EnergyCrisis act.friendsoftheearth.uk/petition/make-…

Heat pumps, wind and solar, energy efficiency....most of these measures also have climate benefits... and most are things the UK government has been stalling on for years (especially the easiest and most effective, energy efficiency)

If you’re ashamed of the way our country is going, RT this. I’m very curious to see how far this goes…

I’d like to apologise for the incident at last night’s Golden Spatula Vanner Of The Year Awards. Although it was an honest, if violent, reaction to what I thought was the host’s joke about my weight, I accept he was actually pointing out the fire exits. I will learn from this.

Rangers are in the Semis of a major European trophy! They made us dream! 🔴⚪️🔵

Made me laugh…

Probably the first song I heard from Simple Minds on John Peel's radio show. I still love it youtu.be/_6MwzSaBBQY

This is happening in almost every council to some degree as they try to stave off effective bankruptcy. According to the Autumn Statement figures local government will be cut by a further 10% between 2025/2028. Very obviously not viable.

How utterly beautiful

At #PMQs today, Rishi Sunak said "rough sleeping in this country is down by 35%…thanks to the efforts of this government". An official snapshot survey shows the number of people sleeping rough is down 35% since its 2017 peak. But it's up 74% since 2010. buff.ly/3NNaFwX

Rik Mayall’s letter to ‘the happy couple’ after being contacted in advance by the best man

The most talented UK comic of his generation, give it a retweet if you agree ❤️🙏🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻