Don’t speed. Also don’t speed if you are a recent mother to a baby that needs feeding, because the #speedawerenes course, despite listing ‘nursing mother’ as a special requirement on application, will look very dimly on you should you choose to care for your child. #motherandbaby

We've retrained as political agitators, thanks Rishi #Covidiot is a series of free web shorts coming to our Twitter shortly, documenting Boris Johnson's handling of the #CoronavirusUK pandemic Follow + retweet, we've got lots to show you. #Boris #GetBorisOut #SAGE #ThanksPM

IT'S A SHIT SHOW. If the Government were a #netflix series 😂 #COVIDIOTS #UKGovernment #lockdown #Covid19UK #COVID

Boris has delivered one of the worst coronavirus death rates and worst hit major economies in the world Next election is 2024, but it takes just 55 Tory MPs to start a leadership contest... Do they have the spine? Tweet it, tag it, demand it: #GetBorisOut

I’ve never seen this interview before. Wow

He has a point...

BIDEN to TRUMP: “YOU’RE FIRED!!” #trump #yourfired 🥳

This is the best day for the USA in a long long time! The people of America have blessed their country with progression! Proof that coming together can tear down the putrid ideologies of a pathetic, grotesque sham of a man. Shame on Donald J. Trump And congrats to Joe Biden

Seems like the only way to get a contract these days... #torytinder #itswhoyouknow #UKPolitics #COVID19 #BorisHasFailedBritain #tenderbender #tinder #satire

#222tooting fixed 👍

If this was BBC Strictly ✨ he’l have been axed once already. #WHATTHEHELLISGOINGONATNUMBERTEN #BORIS #COVID #nicolaadams

Photography students have unveiled their secret Santa Ferrari project to bring Christmas cheer to the people of Stratford in collaboration with The RSC, bellcourtlife and industry professionals. Read the full story! #StratfordAdventTrail stratford.ac.uk/news/photograp…

In case you forget what Tier it is.... it’s 4!

It turns out that the pub in Soho iv'e enjoyed many a jar, isn't named after a well known Channel 4 news reporter, but is in fact tribute to Jon Snow, who pin pointed the cholera outbreak to a communal water pump on Broad(wick) street. Thanks #BBCBitesizeDaily Craig, aged 35

#ForgottenLtd #BlueMonday #BBCBreakfast Prospects Development Services Rishi Sunak Piers Morgan Good Morning Britain Martin Lewis It’s been too long without support. TV, film & creative industries are suffering. Short term PAYE, newly self employed, ltd co’s are the way we operate. Now ignored. Make it right!

Having yet to meet her, it was made for her. It amazes me how Willow adores the animation we made 7+ years before she was born. Moon Man Dan #proud YouTube > youtube.com/watch?v=plFYEU… #childrens #preschool #animation #moonmandan #space #nasa #esa #moon #bedtime #story #spaceman

Magpie? That’s a pigeon mate. antanddec Saturday Night Takeaway #saturdaynighttakeaway #antanddec

Flicking through the channels this morning and straight up Lorraine reveals who last nights BBC Traitors was. #fuming #stopit #ffs