DOJ lawyers leaving the census case

[A vile, racist statement from the President.] Republicans in Congress: Democrats in Congress: The President's statement was vile and racist. Republicans in Congress: WOAH. NOW THAT'S VILE AND UNPARLIAMENTARY!

sure faceapp is great, but have you ever looked at yourself both before and (nearly) after a summer of studying for the bar exam?

the last time I took a big, stressful admissions test, the person sitting next to me gave me one of her crystals and told me she wanted to go into circus law. i think about that a lot.

an insta story that i occasionally pull up and laugh at during rough times

millennials when boomers lecture us about their financial difficulty growing up

bolton: hey, mtv cribs. come on in.

I passed the bar, and, like pumpkin spice katie I WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT IT!!!

thoughts n prayers y’all

you ever have a dream in which mitch mcconnell walks into your office and you stare at each other for 10 seconds before he leaves? me too

tfw your brave instacart shopper navigates a sam's club like a warrior, a champion 👑

To be fair, 2016 was 36 years ago.

flipadelphia. that’s the tweet.

this is the future liberals want

say it

doordash should do a spotify-style year in review

wow just realized that jeff bezos is leaving amazon to run homeland security

people always ask what triggers CEQA, but never what triggers me :(

you either die a spongebob 🧽 or live long enough to see yourself become a squidward 🦑