So, yea, it feels like watered down shower gel, and it smells like toilet cleaner. But apart from that? No? Still no? #theapprentice

Excellent advice.

I've informed the BBC that I won't be appearing on Match Of The Day tomorrow night.

The tragic, talented, intelligent, witty, and troubled #Paula was treated abysmally by the tabloids. Not sure if lessons have been learned.

Don’t want to watch GB News? Don’t worry, you can watch Marina Purkiss destroy Jacob Rees Mogg here 👇🏼 This is actually the closest I’ve ever come to pitying him. Ps: Wonder if he supports fracking due to his alleged financial interests in the fossil fuel industry via Odey?

2020: Clap for carers 2023: Take them to court

I'll be playing disco, rare groove and beats to make your bottom move at HottDate at the Button Factory Birmingham on the late Bank Holiday Sunday. #Birmingham #jewelleryquarter

A slow motion car crash into Downing Street, followed by sexual allegations is like this Tory government, but in reverse. Conservatives

Shocking stuff.

Germaine Greer! Iggy Azalea! Kylie Minogue! Margot Robbie! Natalie Imbruglia! Sia! Dame Edna Everage! Julia Gillard! Can you hear me, Julia Gillard? Your girls took a hell of a beating!

Germaine Greer! Iggy Azalea! Kylie Minogue! Margot Robbie! Natalie Imbruglia! Sia! Dame Edna Everage! Julia Gillard! Can you hear me, Julia Gillard? Your girls took a hell of a beating! #Lionesses #England

If this track was any more old school, it could be said to be emblematic of decades of Government underfunding. youtu.be/zMfXFLZUJ6E?si… #oldschool

When Robbie Williams is interviewed wearing his pants, people love it. When I do it, I don't get the job. One rule for one... #RobbieWilliams

From chart-topper to reality TV star, via Jordan husband and baby father, to switching on the Christmas lights in Redditch, Peter Andre's career trajectory is remarkable. And I mean with that with the utmost disrespect, to both him, and the people of Redditch. Hope that helps.

The suspect is..Michael Ball? #thelongshadow

Bham Hall Green & Moseley Constituency has three well used and popular libraries. Kings Heath, Sparkhill & Hall Green. It would be a tragedy to lose even one. Please sign my petition to save them. birminghamlibdems.org.uk/our-campaigns/…

The soon to be demolished Hillcroft House. Druids Heath. Birmingham. #birmingham #thistown

Golden Wonder Sausage and Tomato are the crisps that Walkers Sausage Sarnie wish they could've been. There. I said it. Golden Wonder

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