to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

Amy Madigan becomes, FINALLY, the first Oscar winner from STREETS OF FIRE

you deserved so much 💔💔💔

100 percent disagree. One of the great film making achievements. Warren Beatty is one of the best directors of the last 50 years. This is a beautifully made film on every level with one of the great Diane Keaton performances. Any person wanting to make a love story that is

jesus this bleak

just laughed to myself thinking of this gag.

There should be a designated Reacher in every town who you can antagonize and get beaten up by if you’re bored

RIP James Tolkan, one of the great jobbing actors. In 1984 I saw him as Moss in the original Broadway production of Glengarry Glen Ross. (All respect to Ed Harris etc. but that Broadway cast is definitive for me.)

Remember when Andrew Cuomo tried to put this thing in Queens?

"You don't see Seven Samuari on Bravo anymore" will end up being a new vocal stim for me

Increased seed oil consumption

this wikipedia editor is orbiting the moon right now!

Happy anniversary

Fuck yeah

One of the most dishonest things Sam Altman could’ve implied is that a critical piece of journalism by Ronan Farrow (which made clear he is a dishonest actor) caused the attack on him. Ironically enough, that’s exactly what he did!

Much respect for Jericho gutting through this match in the face of 40 texts from his wife about Viktor Orban.

fucking sucked

Mishima guys are so funny, he dropped the larp for one day and immediately had the single most embarrassing death in recorded history

im afraid our fair mayor has been living high off the hog by spending our precious tax money, as evidenced by his username "HighOffTheHog666